Coming Soon To A Theater Near You...
Brian Ferdman
2005-05-08
Coming soon to a theater near you... One year after their premature demise, a powerful force summons them back. Now they must band together to stop the Rhombus from falling into evil hands. But their most promising hope is already suffering from exhaustion and leaning toward the dark side... Don't miss Star Wars – Episode 3.5: Revenge of the Phish
Starring: Trey Anastasio as the rebellious Anakin Skywalker
Mike Gordon as the highly logical C-3PO
Page McConnell as the whimsical R2D2
Jon Fishman as the hairy Chewbacca
Phil Lesh as the wise Obi-Wan Kenobi
Jennifer Hartswick as the young Padme
Brad Sands as The Guy Who Brings Out the Trampolines
The Clear Channel Corporation as the evil Supreme Chancellor Palpatine And straight from the swamps of the Coventry system, Danny Devito as the spry Yoda.
Don't miss your chance to experience this once-in-a-lifetime event! Tickets go on sale this Friday via mail-order at www.straighttoebay.com. All other tickets will go on sale this Saturday at 12:00 P.M. E.S.T. at www.ticketmaster.com and at various Ticketmaster outlets across the country. Anyone attempting to purchase tickets online will experience severe frustration, and Ticketmaster.com is not responsible for any damage the user may cause by kicking his or her monitor in agony. Patrons are reminded that "camping out" for tickets is illegal, and anyone discovered camping out will be laughed at and subjected to police brutality. Screenings are expected to sell-out in approximately 4.2 seconds, although tickets will be released on a periodic basis in the days preceding the screening. In order to purchase late-release tickets, call Ticketmaster and try to ignore the operator who will be making fun of you. Good luck and remember that Wookies are highly encouraged to attend!
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