Dispatch from The Underground [12/14/00]:

Friends:

I regret to inform you that The Party has struck a painful blow, launching an insidious virus against my hard drive and deleting critical documents moments before I was ready to submit the sixth installment of _Ferber's Quandry_. Rest assured, however, that truth and justice shall prevail as always, and that Chapter Six will be online here at Jambands as soon as humanly possible.