[Editor's note: this is the first of what will be a series of essays
written by Jordan Crisman. Crisman is a bass player known for his
work with the band Cantus as well as his brief stint with the Disco
Biscuits during Marc Brownstein's hiatus. In this essay and those
that follow Crisman will examine individual songs from his unique
perspective as a student, scholar, musician and fan.]
So I'm standing around Som's apartment one sunny
afternoon, waiting to go who knows where. The Slip's
latest album, Does, is spinning on the CD jukebox,
certainly a pick from Som, an avid follower of the
young American improvisational music scene we
affectionately call jambands. Track ten cues up and we
hear Brad Barr give us the first few lines of "Hey
Worrier". Naturally I begin to sing along, never
fearful of looking as corny as I know I am. Yet it the
distance I hear a third voice, albeit muffled from
tile walls and running water. It's Rob in the shower,
accurately singing his heart out to every word.
"Wait a minute!" I say to Som, "Rob doesn't dig The
Slip. He doesn't listen to jambands at all does he?"
Som agreed, but as Brad led us into the chorus so did
Rob, note for note - "Yer so meeeean!" Quickly
synapses fired and triggered another memory from just
a few weeks earlier, when this very song came on
during a screen porch session back in Williamsburg.
There was utter silence amongst us until "Hey Worrier"
came on and then bam, a chorus of ill-prepared
vocalists chimed in enough to make the dog howl. Come
to think of it, the only vocal melody I left AllGood
humming many moons ago was that very tune. Something's
fishy here, and I really doubt Flying Frog records had
the budget to put those new seratonin releasing
ultrasonic frequencies over the track like Jive
Records does with its Brittany Spears and *N'Sync
singles.
Nope, it's just some good old-fashioned songwriting
from the hand of Brad Barr, a creative musician
steeped enough in melodic and harmonic tradition to
take an old gem, rework it and add his own flavor and
nuance to create something truly great. Below I'll try
to explain in layman's (and some not so layman's)
terms what makes "Hey Worrier" one of the most fun
songs to sing I've heard in a while. First one needs a
brief history lesson, the contents of which are hotly
debated (so all you bitter jazz snobs try and bite
your tongues).
The foundation of American improvisational music,
from the blues to jazz to today's jam rock, is based
on two chord movements more so than any others. The
first is the I-IV progression (in the key of C Major:
C to F). The first two bars of the blues, it is a
sound born in our nation literally hundreds of years
ago and is, quite literally, the zygote from which the
entire ethos of jazz harmony evolved. Instrumental
improvisers at the onset of the jazz revolution sought
new and inventive ways to travel from the I chord to
the IV chord. Composers would leave home base (the I
chord) and try to throw in as many tonal twists and
turns before they reached their goal (the IV chord).
Some formulas worked well, others were weak and
awkward. What worked incredibly well however is what
is known as the ii-V7-I progression (in C: Dm to G7 to
C), the second epochly important movement in American
improvisational music. Composers found that by
manipulating this ii-V7-I, they could forge a highly
logical, easy to hear route from I all the way to IV.
Time whittled away the weak stuff and by about the
late 1950's jazz was left with about ten to fifteen
strong ways to get from I to IV, and jazzers have been
ripping along that path ever since.
Let's now cut to the late 1990's, whenever the muses
moved Mr. Barr to write "Hey Worrier". While only Brad
and his maker really know what inspired the tune, we
must assume that a musician of his caliber was well
aware of all the ways to get from I to IV. While Brad
ultimately modified the chord change to make it
uniquely his own, he chose an extremely cohesive
formula for a foundation. It is sometimes known as the
"Neapolitan blues" (beware: the term "Neapolitan" gets
thrown around a lot in jazz) and was made popular by
such tunes as Charlie Parker's "Confirmation", by
Tommy Flanagan's tune "Freight Train", and more
contemporarily by the Josh Redmond ballad "Wish". It
consists of the I chord in bar one, then three
descending ii-V7-I's in a row until it finally
resolves back to I in the second half of bar four. It
makes the crucial move to IV in the beginning of bar
five.
The beauty of it is so divine that it's almost
imperceptible. The moment the ear hears that I chord,
or in this case the vocal "Hey Worrier", it
subconsciously longs to arrive at the IV chord. "Not
so fast!", says the chord structure to your auditory
expectations though, and your ears are taken on a
little three bar journey before they finally get what
they think they want with the word "other" in the
second half of bar four. But that's just where the fun
begins, because now we are finally at the IV in bar
five, our subconscious auditory goal, and where the
tune breaks from its highly structured roots. The
lyric "Has it got you down" is really the focal point
of the next five bars; it is the highest sung pitch in
the tune to that point and it remains stagnant as the
chords shift beneath it. Yet fundamental chord
movements keep popping up again, this time a modified
ii-V-I (it's minor this time) over "Are you feelin'".
Later the chorus chord progression includes another
minor ii-V-I before its repeat.
These progressions can be heard all over the place
in all popular music, to varying degrees of success.
Certainly everyone has heard their local jamband beat
a I-IV progression into the ground for thirty-five
minutes, and many a jazzer is guilty of choosing tunes
with lots of straight-ahead ii-V7-I's so he can
tastelessly shred over it. Yet "Hey Worrier" is a
fruitful amalgamation of these two structures.
ii-V-I's work on the micro level to set up I-IV
movements on the macro level, all creating symmetry of
form that, I'll argue, your brain eagerly craves
unbeknownst to you.
These techniques have all been firmly in place not
only in jazz but also in soul and R&B for decades;
Stevie Wonder could probably write a doctorate thesis
on them. Yet The Slip is well aware of this, and they
have imbued "Hey Worrier" with just enough original
flair that the tune tips its hat to methods of old but
stands alone as fresh and unique composing. For
example, the glue that links verse one and two
together is the line, "I have felt the same way too."
The chords behind this move in a fashion similar to a
ii-V-I, except all the chords are major 7 in quality.
Sparing further music theory, it creates a pensive,
contemplative texture, as if the lighthearted fun of
the first twelve bars can't be enjoyed without a
little serious thought. To sauce things up even more
the (already extremely subtle and classy) drumbeat
decides it wants to accent this passage in triplets to
create that uneasy three over four feel. And don't
think I forgot to mention the bouncing, syncopated
bass line, the pseudo-classical instrumental interlude
with bass volume swells, or the downright cool-ass
lyrics. But why ruin a good thing with over-analysis?!
Certainly no one's brain is processing all this
consciously as they listen to the song in real time.
You'd be surprised, however, at how much your brain is
really sizing things up subconsciously. While we could
go on and on debating whether the brain craves order
and preciseness of form in art, "Hey Worrier" is a
testament to the beauty and appeal of logic in music.
Because while in the shower Rob might not think about
any thing more than singing a dope song, something
deeper must have motivated his brain to dig it so
much.