You know you're in a jamband when:
by Nate Trier- nate@healthydoses.com

10. Your setlist for a two-hour show consists of six songs
9. You only play three of them
8. You regard the scent of patchouli oil as inspiring
7. You get tired of hearing people say you sound just like Phish or the Dead
6. You don't listen to anything except Phish and the Dead
5. You know at least six terms for being drunk and/or stoned
4. At least three of them involve profanity
3. You say "It's all about the jam" at least once a day
2. You've had your best musical experiences while drunk and/or stoned
1. You can't really remember any of them