Dame Marco Benevento
In the You had to see this coming category, Marco Benevento has finally realized his dream of receiving British Peerage. Ticked off by fans constantly referring to his Benevento-Russo bandmate as Sir Joe Russo, the keyboard player spent last month in England, intending to rescue and return the lost pets of royalty hoping to be rewarded with his own honorary title. Failing that, fifteen eBay auctions later, Jambands.com is proud to introduce Dame Marco Benevento. When confronted with the information that Dame is actually the proper title for a woman, Benevento responded with a huff, Well, the Order of Knighthood is traditionally given to a man and that didnt stop them from awarding it to Joe. Meow!