The intrepid team behind Jam Cruise and Caribbean Holidaze, is in the process of developing a new adventure travel/music experience. The organization is pursuing this goal through the purchase of an island, tentatively named Jamaica. A representative explains, “Jam Cruise let you see islands. Holidaze let you stay on them in a sheltered place. This will bring you even closer to the island experience. For a mere $3500 per person, folks will be able to see the Caribbean in a way that few have seen it before. You’ll live, eat, and work just like the residents.”

The testimonials on the website from the test round make the excitement clear.

“Yes I might have spent a 15 hour shift picking fruit, being yelled at whenever I went too slow, but I did so within sight of Brendan Bayliss!! How cool is that?”

“After working nonstop for a week straight, I found out that I was going to get a reward. I was expecting extra rations or maybe a t-shirt but instead Julie McCoy went up to a microphone and praised me. She called me her favorite worker to ever exist, someone she loves forever! It was amazing! Extra rations would have been nice though.”

“I guess it was fun for a few hours or so but now I’m stuck here and they won’t let me leave. I just have a few seconds to post this on the website. HELP!!!!”

In unrelated news, Langerado announced that there will be free fruit at all stages this year.