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Published: 2011/12/21

"Controversial Rock Band The Phish Plots ‘Mayhem in Manhattan’ This New Year’s Eve"

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Hey, we enjoy a charged headline as much as the next folks. To this end, we present “Controversial Rock Band The Phish Plots ‘Mayhem in Manhattan’ This New Year’s Eve.” The article on Christwire.org looks at the MSG run and notes that “these Phish shows promise to be a dangerous mix of sexual indulgence, marijuana crime and anti-American lyrical messages pumped out to audiences at ear-splitting levels. It is the decidedly treasonous nature of this heavy metal band’s show that surely deserves the attention of concerned parents and authorities alike.” It also offers a visual aid: “Phishheads vs. New Yorkers: How To Tell The Difference.”

So is it all for real? We’ll share two recent headlines, “Tim Tebow Prays for Kim Jong Il to Die, Evil Dictator Drops Dead at 70” and “Black Cat Uses Demonic Power to Force Innocent Baby to Sleep” and leave it at that.

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