Are your parties dance-less stand-arounds? Do your friends constantly make fun of your DJ skills? Or do you just want to throw a party with a half-naked, sweat-soaked Pittsburghian?

Well, your prayers may just be answered. Girl Talk is offering his A.D.D.-tinged DJ skills to the winner of a new, Bacardi-sponsored contest. To enter, follow the link to the contest app over at the BacardiPlus Facebook page. Once registered, the app will prompt you with questions and tasks over the course of the contest that earn your account varying amounts of points. The account with the most points at the last day of the contest on August 8 wins a private Girl Talk concert, a 200-person guest list and probably several tubs full of free BacardiPlus. Better get going, though: the top spot on the app’s leader board has already cracked the 5,000 point marker.

For the Girl Talk uninitiated, check out the fan-made music video for the first track off of his Feed the Animals LP below.