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Published: 2013/04/01

Bonnaroo Fountain to Be Replaced with Hi-Def Water App

Bonnaroo promoters Superfly and AC Entertainment have confirmed that the festival’s mainstay Centeroo marketplace will go completely online in 2014. Fans will be able to gather in one of the festival’s many fields and purchase hulu-hoops, organic goods and other hippie wears via a new, YouTube-sponsored online store. All items will be shipped in 3-6 business days to allow concert goers to relive the magic all year long.

In related news, Bonnaroo’s iconic fountain will be replaced with a new Hi-Def Water App. Fans can choose their fountain’s color and level of dirt in the fountain’s center areas on their Smartphone of choice. Returning fans can also unlock a naked hippie option via FourSquare. Bonnaroo made the announcement via a humorous announcement video, which debuted a Twitter handle that led to a Facebook page where fans could upload their own videos which in turn led back to a Twitter link that revealed a new set of ‘roo clues. Additional Apps will be confirmed in the coming weeks.


There are 5 comments associated with this post

shinymetalass April 1, 2013, 11:42:07

Stupid ass BS…April fools is so fuckin dumb

Beanz April 1, 2013, 13:35:30

No me gusta.

Festus @festivalcowboy April 1, 2013, 15:16:53

I want MAXIMUM DIRT, please. I’d also like an app that lets me choose how much dust is in the air and how much covers my car, please.

gary April 1, 2013, 16:06:32

As long as I get those BonnarooBoogers I’m happy…

C April 4, 2013, 14:56:15

Hahah this is great! Glad to see someone making some humor out of how ridiculous Bonnaroo has gotten with the social media and technology at the festival. Every year I go it gets more and more like a walk down Times Square with every advertisement possible crammed into Centeroo. Take it back to the roots!

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