Hoping that there are no hard feelings, the Second Law of Thermodynamics apologized today for its role in breaking up Perpetual Groove. “I sent them multiple letters explaining that entropy always increases – ALWAYS – but they continued to ignore my missives. I was going to let it slide, but once I heard about their new songs, ‘We’re Going to Hit Absolute Zero (And You Can’t Stop Us)’ and ‘This Action Has No Reaction’, well the other laws told me to put a stop to it before it was too late.”

Lead singer Brock Butler responded on behalf of the band, saying, “We respect that apology but we stand by our belief that groove transcends mere physical laws.”