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Published: 2013/09/27

Willie Nelson Crew Member’s Armadillo Stolen

A member of Willie Nelson’s crew had their armadillo stolen after Willie’s September 19 show at Port Chester’s Capitol Theatre. A reward has been offered for the perpetrator by Texas Roadhouse. Anyone who submits information leading to the armadillo’s return will receive a $1000 gift card to the popular barbecue restaurant. Anyone with information can call 800-TEX-ROAD to submit a tip.

Tom Bailey, manager of Capitol Theatre, said he and his staff have several very clear images of the women suspected of making off with the armadillo.

UPDATE: Per Willie Nelson’s Facebook page, the armadillo is returning home:

Ol’ Dillo is on his way home!
Thank you to all of our friends and family for helping track him down. Thank you Capital Theater for having an amazing staff and hunting down clues.
Lesson of the week: Only cowards steal from another person, don’t be a coward!

“Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.” – Dalai Lama


There are 6 comments associated with this post

Deeze Nuts September 27, 2013, 15:19:43

What if Willie just smoked it by accident?

me September 27, 2013, 15:27:54

Rob money from a man, sleep with his woman but, for God’s sake, don’t ever steal his armadillo… come on, man!

mike September 27, 2013, 18:53:27

she should be lucky this is not saudi arabia, for she would be handless….................

John Irving September 27, 2013, 23:59:33

Is that an Owen Meany reference Mike?

Ose September 28, 2013, 08:25:58

I sure hope the armadillo was worth never showing your face at the cap again October 2, 2013, 23:07:57

Yea, steal from Willie’s crew…that’s good thinking.

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