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Published: 2014/04/01

Mike Gordon Enlists Cameron Diaz for Cactus Fashion School

Actress Cameron Diaz is the first instructor confirmed for Mike Gordon’s new school of fashion design. A longtime passion project of the Phish bassist, the initial announced curriculum for Cactus Fashion School includes such courses as “Rolling Up Your Pants: How Far is too Far?,” “Scarves, Scarves, and More Scarves,” and “How to Accessorize When Standing Next to a Guy in a Donut Frock.” Gordon’s new colleague, Diaz will present a class centered on the hair gel scene from There’s Something About Mary. A real time enrollment period will open on April 15th at 11:43 PM EDT. Applicants must demonstrate a willingness to wear shirts with plastic sleeves in front of 20,000 people.

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DJ Damage April 1, 2014, 15:05:16

Well, HELLLOOOOO! Censor the DJ? Come on now jammies, you don’t want the rest of the civilized world to think y’all don’t have senses of humor, now do ya?? Howz about you tell me what’s acceptable and what ain’t and I’ll abide by the concensus. Free the DJ!

tellsemlikeIsmellsem!!!!! April 1, 2014, 15:19:16

MikeSucks actually sucks…. how can you complain about gordo bass bombs, u r-tard? I hope he chokes you out with a scarf and drills your brain piece out like McMurphy from one flew over the cuckoo’s nest at the next show you attend…...

Ron April 2, 2014, 01:41:19

Dammit!
I thought this was actually real until I realized it was 4/1.
working man’d

oh man April 2, 2014, 03:00:04

lol nice one ;)

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(-_-)y-*** April 1, 2014, 11:21:57

Holy April Fool’s day Batman!!!!!!

mikegordonbreakscamera April 1, 2014, 11:48:39

Mike Gordon holds record for breaking camera lenses with his sharp dressed look!

MikeSucks April 1, 2014, 13:02:22

Mike currently holds the longest record for caring more about how he looks than how he plays. This really isn’t a good april fool’s cuz mike will probably start a fashion school one day.

gordo phan April 1, 2014, 13:41:39

Haha, love it!

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