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Published: 2014/04/01

Mike Gordon Enlists Cameron Diaz for Cactus Fashion School

Actress Cameron Diaz is the first instructor confirmed for Mike Gordon’s new school of fashion design. A longtime passion project of the Phish bassist, the initial announced curriculum for Cactus Fashion School includes such courses as “Rolling Up Your Pants: How Far is too Far?,” “Scarves, Scarves, and More Scarves,” and “How to Accessorize When Standing Next to a Guy in a Donut Frock.” Gordon’s new colleague, Diaz will present a class centered on the hair gel scene from There’s Something About Mary. A real time enrollment period will open on April 15th at 11:43 PM EDT. Applicants must demonstrate a willingness to wear shirts with plastic sleeves in front of 20,000 people.

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