In a starting turn of events, a team of Cryptozoologists have confirmed the existence of the Lockn’ Ness Monster. The creature was first reported howling in the hills at the inaugural Lockn’ in September of 2013. Last year the Lockn’ Ness Monster was sighted repeatedly in the proximity of the Relix Shakedown Stage, with Kansas-born concertgoer Jack Straw, 23, steadily tracking and tweeting reports of the beast. After two years of intense study the pseudo-scientists have shared their belief that the creature in question is in all likelihood Chris Robinson.

Potential revelations regarding additional cryptids is expected to follow, pending the results of stool samples and an analysis of the cover art to Chris Robinson Brotherhood’s forthcoming Betty’s Blends, Volume Two: Best of the West.