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Published: 2009/04/01

Consideritdank

A curious new service will now provide roundtrip set break travel to and from music venues in select northeast cities. Consideritdank hasnt identified the purpose for the journeys aboard its fleet of luxury vehicles, all of which carry the same name, The Nughuffer. The VIP Road To Nowhere alternative will include a stop at a local Cumberland Farms, 7-Eleven or Wawa before returning to the venue. Consideritdanks maiden run late last week at Hartfords Webster Theater proved moderately successful, when its bus circled the parking lot a few times before crashing into a chain link fence. ‘Huh?’ commented the bus driver, who prefers to be known simply as Otto. Before wandering aimlessly into the surrounding neighborhood, one of the riders added, What?

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