The momentum continues for Brooklyn Bowl with the impending opening of another new venue. Joining recent additions Brooklyn Bowl London and Brooklyn Bowl Las Vegas will be Brooklyn Bowl Brooklyn. Located in the basement of 61 Wythe Avenue in Brooklyn (aka “Brooklyn Bowl”) the venue boasts a lane of bowling and capacity for 11 relatively undersized humans. The alley will double as the dance floor and will be limited to those wearing bowling shoes who are particularly nimble.

“We’ve done this one right,” explains Brooklyn Bowl founder Peter Shapiro. “The people have spoken and we’ve responded. We’ve really gone out of our way to cater to the cardiovascular health needs of audiences under five foot five. I want to salute my team for their leadership in shaping up the shorties. This one’s for you, Budnick.”

Food will be provided by Blue Ribbon but the menu will consist solely of the leavings from the world-famous fried chicken that settle at the bottom of the frying basket. These Brooklyn Bowl Bits are said to pair perfectly with a Relix 40 malt liquor.