As part of its avowed effort deliver culturally significant work that transcends the realm of manufactured rarities for vinyl completists and eBay dorks, Jack White’s Third Man Records has announced this year’s Record Store Day release. Joshua Homme has lent his producer’s chops to a new version of the Jack Black Sleep Apnea Tapes . Each limited-edition record will be issued on hand-painted, glow-in-the-dark Texas-Sized 8” vinyl enhanced with donkey DNA in laser-cut lace sleeves, embossed gold leaf labels and blessed with Jack White’s air kisses.

The source material was recorded in the Third Man Records Booth one afternoon in which “Jack Black’s snoring rattled us to the core. Then Jack White’s acknowledgment of said snoring’s truthiness, rocked us to the essence. We were Jacked!”

“These records are art in a very profound way and I mean that,” explained one enthusiastic fan, as he camped out to be first in line for the release. “I don’t even have a record player. I mean what the hell is a record player? We’re talking art with a capital A. These are museum quality, meant to be showcased right next to your Wizard of Oz commemorative plates and retired Beanie Babies. Speaking of which can I show you my Patti the platypus? It’s one of those with the Korean tush tags.”