This ran 10 years on the site. We’re not sure if the horoscopes are still accurate but we still enjoy reading them…

ARIES: You are so ambitious its nutso. You are able to see late night bar shows and then get up early to deal with work or class week after week, all month long. You are especially determined to catch Amfibian swim by so you can hear the eclectic sounds of Tom Marshall’s band. If after all this motion you find yourself feeling spent, kick back and just kinda chill. You will eventually feel rejuvenated as if reliving that one special concert memory all jamband fans keep tucked away in their subconscious.

TAURUS: This month starts with someone whom you usually think of as a very kynd soul turning around and harshing your mellow. What a bummer, dood. But if you throw your headphones on and zone everything out but the sweet music, peace can be achieved by mid-month. By the end of the month all your jam-a-holic friends will think you are being unusually sweet.perhaps as sweet as some sweet-potato pie enjoyed on a trip down south to see the North Mississippi All Stars. Mmmmm…what a treat!

GEMINI: I know you love your hair like Jesus wore it, and hallelujah, man, I adore it..BUT, if you’re interviewing for a job, then it best be cut my friend. You have problems presenting yourself this month which has you questioning things from A to Z. You are ecstatic when you get to Project Z and see Apartment Q258 (aka Jeff Sipe) and Jimmy Herring collaborate on their newest of what is an ever-growing list of projects. You are eager to add Project Z to the list of live shows you’ve seen along side of the Aquarium Rescue Unit and Jazz is Dead.

CANCER: You are working as hard as a struggling member of a jamband. You feel as if you’ve been traveling in a smelly van and lugging heavy equipment in and out of small bars for weeks. You hope that special gig that makes it all worth while happens soon. All your hard work and preparations pay off, though, as you look forward to a stress free New Year’s Eve celebration with Phil and Friends in Northern California. Kick down a miracle to someone in need and enjoy the show!

LEO: You have all the power and intense energy of a raging Jimi Hendrix solo all month long. All the world is your flaming guitar as you squeeze on the lighter fuel and fan those flames! Once your eyes roll forward from the back of your head, you focus on some food. A serving of Leftover Salmon is just what you had in mind and you eagerly take in some shows from Vince and the boys. The show tires you out, but the next day you rise up and wake and bake…early in the morning.

VIRGO: This month is intense. All sorts of funky shit happens. First, someone steals a bunch of your CD’s. Next, you see Robert Walter’s 20th Congress play a groovin’ show and come to find out that they had all of their stuff stolen, too! You really relate with the band and start chatting with them after the show when you start to shrink. You slowly turn bright yellow and shrink down to the size of a doll. A small tooth now juts out of your yellow hand where your thumb used to be as the room begins to slowly revolve. I told you it was gonna be intense, man.

LIBRA: You are having a real problem with authority this month. Because of this, you feel it would be best to see the reunion of The Authority at the Lion’s Den in New York City on the 22nd. You can remember grooving to them either in a past life or in the clubs and colleges during the early 90’s and are psyched to do so again. After fixing that problem, you will be introverted for the rest of the month. Eat Thanksgiving Turkey inside your head.

SCORPIO: As your birthday approaches, you realize that you have another year of live music under your belt, and you are very grateful. The great music, close friends, and good times you frequently enjoy have made all the years of your life very special. Jamie Masefield and the Jazz Mandolin Project give you a present of amazing musical feats as their jazzy sound renders you speechless. If this is what getting older means, bring on the years!

SAGITTARIUS: You may not be able to get to every show you want to this month. The copious quantities of live music in your area tease you as you reach for money and come up with only the lint from the bottom of your empty pockets. It’s a dog eat dog world out there. Dog dinner just doesn’t sound very appetizing to you, however. Instead, you howl like a dog when your friend hooks you up with a free ticket to see The Slip. The trio soothes your soul like a groove-a-delic dog biscuit. Woof.

CAPRICORN: Every thing is swell, doodikus. You are just floatin’ down the smooth and easy stream of life. Great tunes fill your head as you sway slowly back and forth like a baby in a cradle. Suddenly, you look down at your feet. They seem much smaller than usual. As you watch them, they get smaller and smaller until your feet are just miniature remnants of their former selves. You throw your head upwards, thrust your arms to the sky and yell, “What does it mean?? What can it possibly MEAN???” Suddenly it all becomes very obvious and you pick up tickets for the Little Feat concert coming to your town. Duh.

AQUARIUS: If you are having some strange feelings this month, don’t dismiss them as harmless grumblings from some freaky fungus you ingested 10 years ago. It could be a signal to get out there and go see Jiggle from Boston, MA. Their unique songs and powerful jamming will have you standing up and taking notice. Enjoy Thanksgiving differently this year by letting a friend do the cooking. Tell them you’ll provide the tunes.

PISCES: As long as you don’t assault anyone who busts on your passionate musical tastes in the beginning of the month, you should be ok. Control those emotional aggressions by practicing some meditation or doing Tai Chi. Bottom line is that you need to chill out, bro. It really is nothing to panic about so get out there and catch some southern tinged jamming from Widespread Panic. They should have things heated up enough for some serious cookin’ just in time for Turkey Day.